Martin Zender's Crack O' Dawn Report

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Report #48:  If It Moves, It's Saved


Martin Zender is back with comfort concerning all your favorite animals: dogs, cats, goldfish, parakeets, even fire ants and pterodactyls. They are all going to live with God forever! (Houseplants, however, are a different story. We hope you are not overly fond of your houseplants.) Every moving creature has a corresponding spiritual body in the resurrection. Does this include furry, blue monsters? Wait and see.

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